Malika Sherawat at Doctors Clinic

Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, "Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?"

Doctor: "bathroom ki kundi."



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Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi is soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,

Ladki boli: kali is surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.



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Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite Ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.