Prime Minister Vajpayee, President Musharraf, Margaret Thatcher and Aishwarya Rai were traveling in a private cabin of a train. The train passed through a tunnel, it got dark, no one could see much; first there was a sound of a KISS and then the roar of a SLAP!!
The train got out of the tunnel; everyone is shocked but they are diplomats so they didn't say anything or confront anyone.
Margaret Thatcher is thinking:
These Indians are crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her and she must have slapped him! Good! Served him right!
Aishwarya Rai is thinking:
O lord! Vajpayee jee must have intended to kiss me but would have kissed Margaret Thatcher instead, and she must have slapped him this hard!
Vajpayee is thinking:
Musharraf must have kissed Aishwarya, and she slapped me instead! By mistake!
Musharraf is thinking:
"I am waiting for the train to pass through another tunnel, so that I can make the sound of a KISS and then SLAP Vajpayee!"
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